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The Commander Guy

 
MUSIKKVIDEOER:
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   *Margo Guryan:"16 Words"
 

 
My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions. George W.Bush
 

 
VIDEOER:
   The Blink-Count
   Intelligent President
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 Klikk på spill-ikonet på bildet
 av Jay Leno og se hvordan
 Bush-staben prøver å appellere
 til den unge generasjonen.
 
Stephen Colbert grillet George W. Bush ved "the White House Correspondent Dinner" 04/29/06
 
 
Florida er blitt elektronisk
 
 
Folk som avgir stemme, avgjør ikke et valg. Det gjør de folkene som teller stemmene.
Josef Stalin  

George Hu??

(We take you now to the Oval Office)
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What´s happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That´s what I want to know.
Condi: That´s what I´m telling you.
George: That´s what I´m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow´s name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya´asking me for?
Condi: I´m telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I´m asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That´s the man´s name.
George: That´s whose name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader og China?
Condi: Yes, Sir,
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That´s correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, Sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, Sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, Sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don´t want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass off milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, Sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?
Condi: Yes, Sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get med the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
 
By James Sherman, 2002
 


 

 

DET ER HÅPLØST   
OG VI GIR OSS IKKE
Jan Erik Vold   
 

       Messe for lam og løve
       Av Helge Torvund

       Gloria in exelcis Deo!
       Å, Janne! Å, Haaland!
       Opus Dei! Vekst i Raufoss!
       Vekst i Iran! Vekst i uran!
       Uttynna Deo! NATO og EU!
       Gloria USA! Rumsfeldt har sagt ja!

       Å, eksplosjon! Å, Heilage sol!
       Gloria granatar! Den Heilage Stol!

       Å, herleg makt! Å, NATO-pakt!
       Uttynna Matlary! Rynkefri panne!
       Å, Kosovo! Å, Agent Janne!
       Vår våpenindustri! Vårt diplomati!
       Klasebombe Dei! Gloria Raufoss!
       Gloria Deo! In exelscis!

       Opus Orange! Stolt og kry!
       Irak! Afghanistan! Matlary!

       Gloria in exelcis Deo!
       Matlary industri! Å, Leo!
       Agnus Dei! Agent Dei!
       Lam og løve! Blinde og døve!
       Gloria Orange! Matlary Uranus!
       Gloria Janne! In Exelcis!

       Å, ammunisjon! Å, Mk 211!
       ”Vi må jo kunne selge det!”

       Abu Ghraib! Guantanamo!
       Peripheral Neuro Neuropathy!
       Å, Janne mia! Å Matlary!
       Agent Orange baby!
       Agnus Dei og korrupsjon!
       Guddomeleg amputasjon!

       Å, Kjærleikskrigar! Å, Å, ÅÅ!
       Wolfowitz og UCK!

       Gloria! KLA og heroin!
       Agent White! Agent Brown!
       Haaland Matlary back in town.
       Opus Dei! Agent Orange!
       Å, Janne! Å, Agent Pink!
       Å, heilage klasebombe! Rett i blink!

       Dikt i hundre. Folkets favoritter 1905-2005.
         Dagbladet og Orkana forlag 2005
         Etter avtale med forfattaren.
 

  Katrin Wiese: The SS Inherent Authority, ZNet
 
SPILL POLITISK POKER!
 
Kortstokken med republikanske "knehøner"    
Her spiller vi med Dick Cheney, Karl Rove, Elliot Abrams og Paul Wolfowitz på topp. Condoleezza Rice er hjerterdame. Jokere er George W. Bush og Weapons of Mass Destruction.
Bruk rullegardina og rull forbi reklamen!
Klikk på en link og se kortene!
 
Kortstokken som viser 54 grunner til
å stille George W. Bush for riksrett
Her er også Donald Rumsfeld med - som kløver 9.
Bruk rullegardina her også - og få med lyden!
 
   "Feigingenes" kortstokk, hvor det er
ærerikt å  være med!
Den som ikke er med oss, er mot oss! Denne kortstokken er laget av Bush-tilhengere, og viser personer som ikke spiller på det riktige laget. Blant USAs "fiender" finner vi dem som våget å tale Roma midt imot: Jacques Chirac, Kofi Annan, Hans Blix, Hugo Chavez og Michael More, men også Jane Fonda, Barbra Streisand og Harry Belafonte. Ingen norske politikere har fått plass på dette elitelaget.
 
Se også denne kortstokken:
som viser oss noen av de virkelige krigsforbryterne i USAs uendelige krig mot terror.Dette er ingen søndagsbridgeklubb.
 
På denne sida finner du enda flere kortstokker:
 

Den nye Napoleon:
 
George W. Bush: A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it - just so long as I´m the dictator. 
 
 
I fully understand those who say you can't win this thing militarily. That's exactly what the United States military says, that you can't win this military. George W. Bush
 
 
* Jeg synes krig er et farlig sted. 
* Hvis vi ikke seirer, står vi i fare for å mislykkes. 
* Jeg leser ikke ting jeg får overlevert. 
* Det er helt tydelig et budsjett. Det står mange tall der. 
* Stadig mer av vår import kommer fra utlandet.
* Vel, jeg synes at hvis du sier at du skal gjøre noe, og så ikke gjør det, så er det pålitelighet.
 
Gutter er gutter...                    Dette tilgir vi IKKE!
 

Dataspillet "Kast en sko på Bush" finner du HER
 
Bli med på en skål for det nye året!
Se 'The Bling Kings' musikkvideo!
 
 
Klikk på bildet av din "Bling King" og syng med!
 

 

 

 
 
 
     Teksten til 'The Bling King'
     So here´s the thing ! about being a king
     is that once you´r king
     you´d really rather stay the king
     and you´d kinda do anything
     to be the king and really that´s the thing
     about becomin´ a King

     you really wanna stay the king,
     a really splendid king
     a really happenin´ king
     an omni pomni thing
     and when the bells they ring ading aling aling
 
     you see being king is very bling
     far too bling,
     it´s not a very nice thing,
     being far too bling is it precious ?

     do you kinda get the ring ?
     a ding a ling ?
     do you kinda get the ring a ding a ling a ling ?
 
     do you kinda get the ring ?
     a ding a ling ?
     do you kinda get the ring a ding a ling a ling ?

     So here´s the thing it´s not the Ring
     but the love of the bling that corrupts
     it´s not the king but the robes
     it´s the robes he needs to wear

     So here´s the truth ! about being aloof
     is that they really really think that
     they´re better than you,
     and they´d kinda do anything
     to prove it true, and really here´s the clue,
     of how they see you
     baaaa

     they dreamt of being king,
     King Kong super double Whammy king,
     an omni pomni thing
     and when the bells they ring ading aling aling
Written and produced by James Sanger. Vocals by Lousie Sanger.
Additional production and mix by Jamie 'Stan' Stanley

Steve Sack
-Dette kom akkurat inn! Flere gode nyheter fra Irak!

 
Dataspill for den som vil ha en
g o  d      v    i    n    t  e  r !
 
Kast ikke bort tida på intetsigende og sløv tidtrøyte!
KLIKK ISTEDEN PÅ EN AV BOKSTAVENE OVENFOR OG
se Bush i fritt fall eller som blink, kast en sko på ham, spill bondesjakk med ham, kle ham, la ham danse, se ham trene, hør ham snakke - eller prøv deg på en far-sønn-quiz!
 

Project for the Old American Century.org

 
BUSHISMS
 
"I don't want some mom whose son may have recently died to see the commander in chief playing golf. I feel I owe it to the families to be in solidarity as best as I can with them. And I think playing golf during a war just sends the wrong signal." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 13, 2008
    
"I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 12, 2008
    
"How can you possibly have an international agreement that's effective unless countries like China and India are not full participants?" --George W. Bush, Camp David, April 19, 2008
    
"Oftentimes people ask me, 'Why is it that you're so focused on helping the hungry and diseased in strange parts of the world?'" --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 18, 2008
    
"We want people owning their home -- we want people owning a businesses." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 18, 2008
    
"So long as I'm the president, my measure of success is victory -- and success." --George W. Bush, on Iraq, Washington, D.C., April 17, 2008
    
"Afghanistan is the most daring and ambition mission in the history of NATO." --George W. Bush, Bucharest, Romania, April 2, 2008
    
"Removing Saddam Hussein was the right decision early in my presidency, it is the right decision now, and it will be the right decision ever." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., March 12, 2008
    
"Let me start off by saying that in 2000 I said, 'Vote for me. I'm an agent of change.' In 2004, I said, 'I'm not interested in change --I want to continue as president.' Every candidate has got to say 'change.' That's what the American people expect." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., March 5, 2008
    
"I'm oftentimes asked, What difference does it make to America if people are dying of malaria in a place like Ghana? It means a lot. It means a lot morally, it means a lot from a -- it's in our national interest." --George W. Bush, Accra, Ghana, Feb. 20, 2008
   
"I can press when there needs to be pressed; I can hold hands when there needs to be -- hold hands." --George W. Bush, on how he can contribute to the Middle East peace process, Washington, D.C., Jan. 4, 2008
 
"I don't particularly like it when people put words in my mouth, either, by the way, unless I say it." --George W. Bush, Crawford, Texas, Nov. 10, 2007

"All I can tell you is when the governor calls, I answer his phone." --George W. Bush, San Diego, Calif., Oct. 25, 2007

"I fully understand those who say you can't win this thing militarily. That's exactly what the United States military says, that you can't win this military." --George W. Bush, on the need for political progress in Iraq, Washington, D.C., Oct. 17, 2007
 
"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." --George W. Bush, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007
 
"I got a lot of Ph.D.-types and smart people around me who come into the Oval Office and say, 'Mr. President, here's what's on my mind.' And I listen carefully to their advice. But having gathered the device, I decide, you know, I say, 'This is what we're going to do.'" --George W. Bush, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007
 
"All of us in America want there to be fairness when it comes to justice." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Sept. 20, 2007

"I've got God's shoulder to cry on. And I cry a lot. I do a lot of crying in this job. I'll bet I've shed more tears than you can count, as president." --George W. Bush, as quoted by author Robert Draper in Dead Certain

"The same folks that are bombing innocent people in Iraq were the ones who attacked us in America on September the 11th." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., July 12, 2007

"I'm going to try to see if I can remember as much to make it sound like I'm smart on the subject." --George W. Bush, answering a question about a possible flu pandemic, Cleveland, July 10, 2007

"You know, I guess I'm like any other political figure: Everybody wants to be loved." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., July 12, 2007
 
"I've heard he's been called Bush's poodle. He's bigger than that." --George W. Bush, on former British Prime Minister Tony Blair, as quoted by the Sun newspaper, June 27, 2007

"My relationship with this good man is where I've been focused, and that's where my concentration is. And I don't regret any other aspect of it. And so I -- we filled a lot of space together." --George W. Bush, on British Prime Minister Tony Blair, Washington, D.C., May 17, 2007

"The question is, who ought to make that decision? The Congress or the commanders? And as you know, my position is clear -- I'm a commander guy." --George W. Bush, who apparently is no longer "The Decider", Washington, D.C., May 2, 2007
 

John Flaherty: MalaBushisms:
SE OG HØR MUSIKKVIDEOEN HER !
Pithy Words of Wisdom That Our President May or May Not Have Allegedly Spoken (or not spoken)

 
Fra Rett-til-å-le-partiets Humanifest
 
Vi tror at ethvert menneske har rett til latter, frihet og til å etterstrebe lykke, medmindre lykken er en varm kanon. I slike tilfeller gjelder visse restriksjoner.

Vi har rett og plikt til å le av lederne våre, spesielt når aktivitetene deres er enten alvorlig tåpelige eller tåpelig alvorlige. Vi har rett til å hjelpe dem å le med hverandre og av seg selv, og hvis de ikke er istand til det, har vi rett til å le dem fra makten.
                                                                                       
Vi har rett til å le av den uanstendige galskapen ved å ødsle så mye av vårt dyrebare levebrød på dødelige våpen, og av det ubetinget absurde ved å gjøre det samme som ikke har fungert i fortida og forvente at det skal fungere nå og i framtida.

Vi foreslår å opprette Overhoffnarrens departement for å opp-muntre borgerne til å bruke latterens lys for å opplyse 
skyggene, 
spesielt i maktens dunkelt belyste korridorer.

Vi vil utbre retten til å le over hele kloden, særlig til steder hvor ting slett ikke er morsomme.
 
Swami Beyondananda

 

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