1. I'm right.
2. If you disagree with me, you're wrong.
a) A theorist is anyone who uses words I don't understand. All theorists are either stupid (because they don't understand that they should only use words I understand) or arrogant (because they understand that I don't understand them, and persist in writing that way anyway) or both.
b) LARP is defined as all kinds of LARP which I like. Any kind of LARP which I don't like, or I think I wouldn't like, is per definition not LARP.